NOTE: This was created by using Dan O'Day's Amazing Bad Commercial Generator. Commercials can't get much worse than this!Enjoy!
Listen up, now!
It's Used Stargate season! And Mary's is your Used Stargate headquarters!
Are you tired of being ripped off by our good-for-nothing competitors?
Then call us today at 555-555-5555!
Yes, it's the sale you've been waiting for at Mary's, where you'll find savings throughout the store.
So for all your Used Stargate needs, call us at 555-555-5555!
This desperate plea for money is illegal in every state except Mississippi and Utah, and you won't believe our convenient location!
Yes, you've got us where you want us, because we've got to get rid of this crap before the auditors discover our two sets of books.
So hurry on down to Mary's, where we haven't had an employee freak out and shoot innocent customers for over 2 months and with prices so low, you know we're laundering money!
So call now at 555-555-5555. That's Mary's. 555-555-5555.
And remember our motto, "All sales are final!"
That number once again is 555-555-5555! That's 555-555-5555! 555-555-5555!
